MY NAME IS TIMECAKE. I MAKE FANDOM STUFF AND SOMETIMES OFTEN REBLOG. NICE TO MEET YOU.
(And this is my tumblelog. It is a place of art and fandom indulgence, the posting of which depends entirely on how incapacitating a dashboard full of attractive men is. It is also a place where the Universe completely fails to regulate its daily consumption of temporally anomalous fruitcake.)
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It's a ( ) patch problem.
#how to respect furniture



So I had this conversation with my mum, and she explained to me exactly why I’d never get a tourist visa or anything ever.
You cannot blame me for spending an afternoon on this.


NO WAIT I LIED
Last one. I swear. But this is really, really where the handcuffs thing should be going. /dreams

WHY do i feel pregnant whenever i see Benedict’s face?! my ovaries are blown. and my uterus has fictional occupancy
Also HI! this is my fandom blog. keepcalmcarryon!
CLEARLY HE HAS SPERM IN HIS GAZE
HE LOOKS AT YOU, AND BAM! PREGNANT

#CUMBERED ON OUR BATCHES
(Source: shagmyfacelumberjack)